IN LIGHT OF YESTERDAY EVENING'S EXCITEMENT:
Dear Joey,
Joey, I’m desperate and I need your help. I think my husband might be cheating on me. Do you think I should confront him?
Signed,
Fed Up in Flint
Dear Fed Up:
Confront him? Girl, you need to get PHYSICAL. What you gonna do, go cryin’ to your man, like ‘Awww, I think you’re being unfaithful, Waaah, and it makes me feel sad.’ Fuck all that, girl. Get yourself a shovel, wait for him in the garage, and when he comes home and steps out of that car, BOOM. Go upside that man’s HEAD.
From http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/02/03/joey-porters-advice-column/.
Dear Joey,
Joey, I’m desperate and I need your help. I think my husband might be cheating on me. Do you think I should confront him?
Signed,
Fed Up in Flint
Dear Fed Up:
Confront him? Girl, you need to get PHYSICAL. What you gonna do, go cryin’ to your man, like ‘Awww, I think you’re being unfaithful, Waaah, and it makes me feel sad.’ Fuck all that, girl. Get yourself a shovel, wait for him in the garage, and when he comes home and steps out of that car, BOOM. Go upside that man’s HEAD.
From http://www.themightymjd.com/2006/02/03/joey-porters-advice-column/.
