Thursday, February 03, 2005

WHEN U WERE MINE

When you're chomping on a huge wad of Tropical Blast bubblegum, listening to a Prince song, and drinking sparkling water and wearing a short skirt, it might as well be spring. I don't need some six more weeks of winter nonsense. I checked the ten-day and it's all above freezing, son. All I know is that I haven't had to wear the two layers of long johns for a week. Bring on the rainbows and rollerskates.

Monday, January 31, 2005

FUNK PUNK

Getting 12 hours of sleep is the best thing ever. I naturally woke up at 8:45 this morning, had breakfast, did all my errands, went to therapy, and basically rocked my shit out. Maybe there's something to hibernation after all. I mean, it's cold and dark outside, you don't want to do anything after eight p.m., so why make the effort? Instead, go to sleep, wake up early, and have a good day instead. Fuck you, winter! I'm figuring your shit out!

I'm thinking about starting another blog that simply reviews things. Not just music or books or movies, mind you, but things. Things that I like, things that you should like, too. Like, say, getting 12 hours of sleep in the winter, typing slowly, black cherry tea, smelly t-shirts, ZE Records, bad haircuts, Isotoner gloves, and the like. All of which would be elevated by the myriad associations they bring to mind.

In grand Sarah tradition, I'm laying the ground for my plans to keep sane this February. Ryan and I figured out that February is the worst month, the one you really have to get through. First, at least at CMU, you don't get a break until March, so it's two solid months of school. Second, it's still unremittingly cold, generally. And then you have Valentine's Day to contend with. Maybe Valentine's Day is nothing to you, but I struggle with it because I appreciate its aesthetics so much. And then I get the idea into my head that some secret boy will pop out of the woodwork and give me a paper carnation or something. NEEDLESS TO SAY that it's never happened before, and I usually end up with a lot of undistributed hand-made Valentines getting dirty at the bottom of my bag. So, that's pretty tough. Maybe this 12 hours of sleep thing will help out, though. Or I'll get a pedicure with my girlfriends or something horribly Sex-in-the-City esque. They say April is the cruelest month? Not HARDLY. April is great.

Sunday, January 30, 2005

TRANSMISSIONS FROM THE SATELLITE HEART

Well, hi everybody. This is the very first blog report from my new computer! Yeah, I have a laptop, just like all the other yuppie muckrakers and such. You know, the ones with the bicycles and lattes and graduate theses that you see all over town. Well, look who moved on up and joined the club!

The only slightly anti-climactic element of this day is that I'm making this post not even two feet away from where I usually post, because my computer is all spread out on the desk at the Hunt Video Collection. So, two feet of mobility, yeah!

But it's always more than that with Apple products, isn't it? It's a lifestyle choice, man. Now that I have this shiny silver computer, I want to get a hazlenut latte or dye my hair ash blonde and ride a bicycle and start participating overly much in message boards. All from the comfort of my favorite coffee shop, where other people can see me and my bitchin' highlights!

Ha, I thought I was going to get something productive done at work today. Not when there's a world of froofy computer vanity maintinence to do!