Tuesday, August 16, 2005

I WANT ALL THAT STUPID OLD SHIT LIKE LETTERS AND SODAS

You know that thing that 19th century girls used to do to get husbands? I think they wrote all the qualities of their dreamboat down on a piece of paper to tuck under their pillows. And then, of course, they got Mr. Darcy. I'm almost feeling like I could believe it. How grave.