IS THIS THE MCSWEENEY'S BATTING CAGE? BRING ON THE ROOKIE & BEAT ON THE BRAT (SOME LISTS)

SOME DESERT ISLAND ALTERNATIVES

Denny's parking lot
Customs traffic at the Canadian border
Oral surgery waiting room


MY TOP FIVE FAVORITE SONGS ON CRISTINA'S "SLEEP IT OFF" ALBUM
1.) "Ticket to the Tropics"
2.) "What's a Girl to Do"
3.) "When U Were Mine"
4.) "Don't Mutilate My Mink"
5.) "Things Fall Apart"


SOME VAGUELY CONDESCENDING NICKNAMES
Sport
Buddy
Buster
Champ
Big Guy
Jesus
Mr. Cool
Mr. Hip
Fancypants
Buster Brown
The Edge