GET HUSTLE!

On second thought, have YOU ever tried to get hustle in the winter time? It gets increasingly difficult, let me tell you. To get hustle. But in case you're interested in getting hustle yourself during this long winter, here are some of my at-home methods, which you may adapt for personal use:

1) Taco Bell Beef 'n Potato Burrito
2) hot coffee
3) home cooking
4) selacious discussion
5) red wine
6) crushes
7) messy bedroom
8) wearing out the record player
9) new lightbulbs
10) long underwear
11) headache medication
12) baths
13) giving it away
14) FOOTBALL VICTORIES
15) truly not giving a shit
16) drawing pictures
17) talking trash


After you've tried these methods of GETTING HUSTLE, I guarantee you will be much more hustle than you were before. You listless, pasty sadsack!