WHEN U WERE MINE

When you're chomping on a huge wad of Tropical Blast bubblegum, listening to a Prince song, and drinking sparkling water and wearing a short skirt, it might as well be spring. I don't need some six more weeks of winter nonsense. I checked the ten-day and it's all above freezing, son. All I know is that I haven't had to wear the two layers of long johns for a week. Bring on the rainbows and rollerskates.