CLIMB MOUNT FUJI, OH SNAIL, BUT SLOWLY, SLOWLY

Here's a fun game:
1.) click on this link:
2.) check out that shit on page 28
3.) yeah, that's me in the Beloit Poetry Journal's spring 2005 issue!
4.) buy the Beloit Poetry Journal
5.) photocopy page 28. Use it as ersatz wallpaper, stationery, or blotting paper, as your needs dictate
6.) allow me to wink at you, please.